Its a beautiful day out and since youve been such a GOOD puppy, Im going to take you for a walk and get some exercise! you know the rules: all doggies must be put on a leash by their owner! Dont worry puppy, just crawl on all fours and follow your masters feet around as I walk you. Every so often well need to pause for a minute so you can lick any crud thats gotten on my high heels–do really good and Ill give you a doggy treat (you can eat another later from between my toes!). you even get to crawl behind me at the park today, yay! Know what else puppys love to do? Lick their owners feet! Mine are soooo sweaty and smelly from all this walking, but your doggy tongue feels SO good on my warm soles! Im VERY pleased with how well youve behaved out in public, and Im sure youre thirsty by now…so once we get back home, Ill make sure you get hydrated from your favorite thing: golden liquid from your master! GOOD PUPPY!!
