Alright you little shoe pervs…I know some of you LOVE my stinky blat flats and how cute they are. Today, you arent even worthy of my goddess feet, you only get the dirty bottom of my shoes! Kiss them, smell the little bits of dirt Ive stepped in, and run your tongue along the soles–taste where Ive stepped and pray to the soles of my flats while I ignore you and do much more important things; like taking selfies of my gorgeous face! (as a little reward, I pop my heel out at the end–release all the yummy foot smell!)
