Are you serious? You meet your mistress for a cash & go and dare to ask me to kiss my high heels? And you only bring 300 bucks? Youre really not the smartest, are you? My time is very valuable, and for 300 I barely agree to meet you at all … if you want to have the honor of kissing my heels, you better come up with some more money … oh, you have more? How much? Get on the ground, into the dirt where you belong and give me all the money you have … 400 more? I should kick your face with these heels for bringing 700 and only giving me 300 … but Im feeling generous today … Ill let you worship my heels … but youll not kiss them … youll only get to lick the filthy soles of my shoes! And not too long! Next time, youll give me an appropriate sum right away … and then well see if I grant you a few more minutes of my precious time!
