Today I want to talk to you about a very serious topic… Its about your passing, about MY future! Youre not the youngest anymore and it can happen at any time, so I want you to take precautions! I want you to dedicate yourself to me forever, that you make my life as beautiful as possible, because thats exactly what I deserve! And thats why youre going to make a will! You will anchor in it that all your savings, all your belongings will only be left to ME! Makes you shaky, doesnt it!? But thats exactly how it should be! Just imagine the stupid faces of your family! Hahahahaha, if youve bitten the dust, you dont give a shit what they think of you anyway! You dont give a fuck what happens after you resign! But you must think of MY future! Your goddess must be taken care of for life, ME is only entitled to the very best! EVERYTHING! And the idea of being gutted by me even in the grave is really delicious!
