Isnt it great that summer is finally around the corner? Well, for me at least – I will go on vacation and enjoy the warmth of summer – while you will work to earn more money! And about your holiday bonus – you know you will not need it – and dont deserve it! You will send all of it to me – and Ill spend it on a nice vacation – or a nice shopping tour – or even both if youve worked hard enough and get a big bonus. And dont try to cheat me … obviously youll not only send me your money, but also an account statement, so I can be sure, that you sent everything to me! You will only keep whats necessary to keep you alive and working – because thats the meaning of your life – working hard and paying to make my life better! And who knows, if you do a good job and send me a big payment, Ill maybe send you a nice photo from my vacation for you to drool over. So go ahead and send it NOW!
