Have you already made plans for valentines day? Have you chosen a nice outfit you are going to wear and made a reservation at a high class restaurant? Of course not, because you are a porn-addicted GOONER! No hot date for gooners on valentines day. But dont be too miserable about it! I mean, you can have a date with your beloved goddess Jolie instead. And what a privilege that is, right? Invest your money in the only date you can have, a date with yourself, sitting in front of your computer, pants down, sinking deeper and deeper into the virtual equivalent of a real sex life. In this valentines day special you can fulfill your gooning desires by projecting yourself into the gynecological chair, tied up, blindfolded, gagged listening to my mesmerizing voice for 45 minutes straight. A lot of moaning, edging, teasing, some mean stuff and a detailed description of what I expect from you as my valentines day slave. – Jolie Berrie
