I have just about had enough of my husband. I mean sure, hes handsome and loaded, but hes got such a disappointing dick that I just refuse to have sex with him anymore. Hes terrible in bed and Ill not stand for it. Now I dont want him putting his dick anywhere else, mind you, so Im going to lock it away in chastity while I go out and have my fun! And, just to make extra sure he doesnt try and use his pathetic excuse for a penis – whoops! Ive accidentally dropped the key in the toilet and flushed it. Clumsy me! Enjoy a life without ever touching your penis again hubby, Im off out to find some REAL cock!
