You say you want to give me total control, you want me to put you on a budget and make sure you live on the bare minimum. Theres an easy and fully legal way to do that. Maybe youve heard of conservatorship like is happening to Brittany Spears? Well Im devious and I talked to my lawyers about creating a POA (power of attorney) to give me total and legal control of your finances. Yes, its expensive to have me micromanage your life, but once you sign over control theres no getting it back.