Youve been in love with me for a long time. And then you came to my house. I open the door for you in chic sexy clothes. I explain to you that you are a loser and you can never be with me as an alpha male. But you still have a chance to be with me. You can be by my side as my personal dog. Now get on your knees, put on your collar, lick my boots and crawl after me.