A loser like you can only be part of my life by paying. That means you have to dig really deep into your wallet for me. Not just once, but over and over again. I make a joke out of regularly reminding you of this fact. You pay and I enjoy my exciting life. If you do a good job of fucking your wallet for me, you might get a spark of my attention from time to time. So the price of this clip is just a drop in the ocean…