Ahaa hahaha, is it that time again?!…are those primitive instincts rising again that make you react as if remotely controlled?! Oh yeah, you gooning victim! Jerking off, jerking off, jerking off… you cant think of anything else! Your thoughts are constantly circling around your loser ritual: watching porn and hand fucking! Youre addicted and I fully support it! But its not just about your orgasm, as one might assume, but about the extremely hot feeling when youre close to it… I order you to jerk off, but not to cum! Youre my gooner, youre literally driving yourself crazy every time. And thats how its good, because Edgies make you stupid and happy! Your purpose in life simply consists of rubbing your cock vigorously until your brains ooze out and letting ME take you just as hard! What could be more fulfilling in your miserable existence?! NOTHING! Your everyday life is determined by this, you can no longer think clearly, let alone get anything done… you do without everything and everyone! Dedicate yourself exclusively to your addiction: to fuck your hand to ME! Really destroy yourself for ME!